Word Worm

I've got the late night giggles. Here are a few of the online treasures responsible for my midnight mirth:

"If a tree falls in a forest, do the other trees make fun of it?"

"What is a quark? ..... The noise a well-bred duck makes."

"What first appears to be a sloppy or meaningless use of words may well be a completely correct use of words to express sloppy or meaningless thinking."

And then a few suggested collective nouns:
A hassle of errands
A sulk of teenagers
A plunder of goons
An obfuscation of politicians/philosophers/economists
A spider of webmasters
A 404 of lost web pages

Courtesy of anagramgenius.com, I also discovered that my name can be rearranged to spell "noble slayer win:, and my (lucky!) husband's to "Evil-eyed mad Raj!". What does yours make?