Dear Auntie Rhoda

My Dad sent me these apparently-real-life-letters to an agony aunt... It makes me glad I'm not a full-time counsellor!


Dear Auntie Rhoda, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda, I was married to Murwere for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
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Dear Auntie Rhoda, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda , What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda , I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda , Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda , I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out? ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda , My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist a visit an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda , Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it. ************************************************************************
Dear Auntie Rhoda , My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.