Conversations I didn't quite expect today:
Teg: "I want to look down your float so I can see bubbles."
Me, deflecting a giant slipper being waved in my face: "You may not use a slipper to look down my throat."
Teg: "How about a blanket?"
Mom: "No."
Teg: "How about a flashlight?"
Mom: "Okay, but only if the flashlight stays outside my lips."
Strangely enough, it seemed necessary to specify.
Me, deflecting a giant slipper being waved in my face: "You may not use a slipper to look down my throat."
Teg: "How about a blanket?"
Mom: "No."
Teg: "How about a flashlight?"
Mom: "Okay, but only if the flashlight stays outside my lips."
Strangely enough, it seemed necessary to specify.

2 Comments:
Perhaps she needed a tongue depressor. Happens.
I think this is quite the MOST hilarious little story.
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