oops

We dressed up in red, white and blue today to attend a July 4th BBQ at a friends' house. I stopped at one point to admire a tree in my friends' garden and discovered that it was a wild plum tree. (seeing some dark purple stains on the bricks below helped piece that together). Mental note to self, said I, do not stand on the plums.

So of course, about 15 minutes later, while chatting to a not-so-well-known-friend... squelch... I had totally squished a plum between my toes. I decided to discreetly shake my foot to get rid of the soggy stuff, and head over to the grass to clean the rest off - but my discreet foot shake somehow hooked up and to the right - catapulting squishy plum (toe jam style) onto the newly married lady's WHITE PANTS.... oh yikes.... It wasn't so discreet after that....