Status updates
Jeremy and I share a facebook profile... so even though I do 95% of the facebooking, I try to keep the news and status updates limited to things that apply to both of us.
But if it were just mine, and I were into status updates, perhaps this is a little what this week would have looked like:
Bronwyn can't believe Callum is 3 months old today.
Bronwyn knows that the discouraged dieter is more likely to eat.
Bronwyn climbed a ladder (in her PJ's) to pick an orange, and smelled orange blossoms for the first time: wonderful!
Bronwyn is pondering her dream from last night.
Bronwyn's status update about updating her self-status: In view of the freshly baked bread and consistent supply of home made granola in her kitchen, that she should probably stop saying "I don't bake."
Bronwyn's 2nd status update about updating her self-status: In view of the two small, healthy and mostly happy children in her house, she should probably stop saying "I'm not good with kids."
Bronwyn thinks two and a half is hard.
Bronwyn is both anxious and excited about starting to do pre-marital mentoring.
Bronwyn conquered laundry mountain.
Bronwyn is high on sharpie fumes (that's an artline marker, SA friends)
Bronwyn thinks Chuck is the new Office.
Bronwyn loved "The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society" so much that she can't wait to read another book. But she's also disappointed-in-advance the next book because it couldn't possibly be as good. She's a confused chick.
Bronwyn is going to bed, since she is tired of referring to herself in the 3rd person.
But if it were just mine, and I were into status updates, perhaps this is a little what this week would have looked like:
Bronwyn can't believe Callum is 3 months old today.
Bronwyn knows that the discouraged dieter is more likely to eat.
Bronwyn climbed a ladder (in her PJ's) to pick an orange, and smelled orange blossoms for the first time: wonderful!
Bronwyn is pondering her dream from last night.
Bronwyn's status update about updating her self-status: In view of the freshly baked bread and consistent supply of home made granola in her kitchen, that she should probably stop saying "I don't bake."
Bronwyn's 2nd status update about updating her self-status: In view of the two small, healthy and mostly happy children in her house, she should probably stop saying "I'm not good with kids."
Bronwyn thinks two and a half is hard.
Bronwyn is both anxious and excited about starting to do pre-marital mentoring.
Bronwyn conquered laundry mountain.
Bronwyn is high on sharpie fumes (that's an artline marker, SA friends)
Bronwyn thinks Chuck is the new Office.
Bronwyn loved "The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society" so much that she can't wait to read another book. But she's also disappointed-in-advance the next book because it couldn't possibly be as good. She's a confused chick.
Bronwyn is going to bed, since she is tired of referring to herself in the 3rd person.
posted by Bronwyn at 8:04 pm
3 Comments:
:-) This was a fun post. Can't believe Callum is already 3 months old. Has that much time already passed? Very curious about your dream. Talk about leaving us hanging. :-)
it's worse when you start thinking like this all the time - in advance to change your status the next morning :)
(yeah, that's me)
Chuck is the new office in that it is a previously fun show that is getting borderline unwatchable?
It is increadible how a dream can haunt a whole day.
Fun post. I love status updates...both reading them and writing them.
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